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So I got an email a while ago, was meaning to share it purely for the lulz. It was worded differently and I couldn't resist the urge to reply back. I'm horrible. >:D

Also note this email had like five lines of space between every paragraph, so I'm gonna cut that out to save you all the f-list spamming, funnily enough.

AHEM.

Dear friend,

Its been quite long since we heard from each other. Betrayal they say is the willful slaughter of hope. I have betrayed you my friend from the moment you responded to that email I sent to you some time ago., from that moment you accepted that lotto wining notice and then you sent me your name, address phone and account details.

From that moment I choose to betray you when you choose to trust me.I diverted the wining to myself.I am so so sorry that you have lost a lot of money to claim this prize.

I am in a poor state of health now and i may have died from cancer before my Son send you this letter,but please accept the 760,000.00 dollars compensation as an attonement for my sin against you.Please contact my legal adviser Richard Mastura and Associates based in Malaysia because I have given him instructions to deliver this money to you as soon as possible.

You can contact my legal adviser Richard Mastura and Associates his email [ richardchambers@mail.mn ] just tell him that you are contacting him under instruction from Code:MccBR772 he will honor my WILL and pay you within 48hours. Forgive me this is all i ask for.Please send him your I.D,phone and address for verification and payment processing.My spirit will be uplifted once you get this compensation.

Regards
MccBR772


My response was as follows:

Fellow friend,

I pray this letter reaches you in time. I want you to know before you die that I have long since forgiven you for taking the money and am at peace with it. However, if you insist, I will accept your offer if it will help your spirit rest knowing that the money was returned safely. Since, as you said, you already have my account details as well as address and phone number, please feel free to forward the information to my bank. There is no need for hassles, I do not want to stress you.

Sincerely,
Kath


Yeah, so far no reply, but it made me laugh. I'll keep you posted.
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