LJ letter to Santa.... lmfao.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I gave kasiopeia a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I pulled harbek 's hair (-5 points). In September on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I put gum in emmz13 's hair (-12 points). In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-69 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, shinydinosaur

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